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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

thebakkat
nicocw:

My uncle’s real estate agent’s son’s pet pelican’s drug dealer’s aunt’s dentist’s nephew’s 6th grade teacher who works for Nintendo sent me this inside leak.  He claims he was at Sakurai’s Bar Mitzvah the other day and approached Sakurai about the leaks.  Sakurai wasn’t very happy, but still decided to show him a screenshot of the new final roster for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U / 3DS.  As you can see, the roster size has been cut down significantly as punishment for Smash fans leaking info nobody was supposed to know.  This just goes to show you should think about the dev’s feelings before leaking their game online.

nicocw:

My uncle’s real estate agent’s son’s pet pelican’s drug dealer’s aunt’s dentist’s nephew’s 6th grade teacher who works for Nintendo sent me this inside leak.  He claims he was at Sakurai’s Bar Mitzvah the other day and approached Sakurai about the leaks.  Sakurai wasn’t very happy, but still decided to show him a screenshot of the new final roster for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U / 3DS.  As you can see, the roster size has been cut down significantly as punishment for Smash fans leaking info nobody was supposed to know.  This just goes to show you should think about the dev’s feelings before leaking their game online.

hocotate-civ
teh-ray:

Bowser Jr. welcomes you to T H E  B O N E  Z O N E*
When I recalled that Bowser dies is turned into Dry Bowser in NSMB and that Bowser Jr. revives him after Mario confronts him in the final castle, I thought about the fact that Bowser would probably let Jr. play with his skeleton parts like a toy because they have such a close father-son bond.
Honestly, with Bowser Jr. being possibly in Smash Bros. and having such a fun moveset, i gotta applaud Sakurai and his team for making me like a character in less than a minute of gameplay footage. Not even the Mario series could do that since his reveal over a decade ago.
*bone zone taken from magic-skull, so I apologize for stealing that!

teh-ray:

Bowser Jr. welcomes you to T H E  B O N E  Z O N E*

When I recalled that Bowser dies is turned into Dry Bowser in NSMB and that Bowser Jr. revives him after Mario confronts him in the final castle, I thought about the fact that Bowser would probably let Jr. play with his skeleton parts like a toy because they have such a close father-son bond.

Honestly, with Bowser Jr. being possibly in Smash Bros. and having such a fun moveset, i gotta applaud Sakurai and his team for making me like a character in less than a minute of gameplay footage. Not even the Mario series could do that since his reveal over a decade ago.

*bone zone taken from magic-skull, so I apologize for stealing that!